Sports blooper time!
By Micah Warren | 3 Comments
I’m waiting to get picked up to go to lunch, so I thought I’d post some sports bloopers. We can’t understand a single lyric of the song, but we imagine it has “sports bloopers” or “whoopsy daisy” in the chorus. Because then it would be relevant. Eat lunch at your desk and […]
Danica Patrick sits on pole for 34 minutes
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The IndyCar series held their qualifying for the Indianapolis 500 to determine starting positions over the weekend. Female driver Danica Patrick held the best time for 34 minutes until other racers started knocking her back. By the end of the day, Patrick found herself with the fifth best time. Scott Dixon won […]
Fred Davis oversleeps
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Second-round draft pick Fred Davis missed the Redskins’ Sunday morning practice because he overslept.
“Everybody was scouring,” Zorn said. “Nobody heard from him, so there was one of two scenarios. Either there was some real trouble and we needed to find him, or he screwed up. I haven’t even got to talk to him yet. I […]
OTR Salutes ‘barry,’ Fan Of The Year
By Perry | 24 Comments
We can’t ignore the overwhelming support we are receiving from our biggest fan ‘barry.’ He is one of the main reasons that OTR is able to keep it going. His brilliant posting on comments and the respect he gives Micah and I is second to none. Furthermore, without hesitation we are giving […]
Unfair May Be Fair as Genetics Conflate Steroids
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I found this very interesting article on Bloomberg.com that is a must read. Before you click over and read it, let me provide an excerpt:
“Discoveries in genetics, physiology and nanotechnology are creating new challenges to definitions of cheating. Sports executives including Atlanta Falcons President Rich McKay and former World Anti-Doping Agency chief Dick Pound […]
Thanks, FIA president!
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OTR would like to thank Max Mosley, president of the FIA (Federation Internationale de L’Automobile) for taking part in an orgy with five hookers. Why? Because it’s great content for us. We don’t have to be funny, we just have to type.
Mosley said that he spoke in German during a sado-masochistic orgy […]
Perry’s Mailbag: Letters From Famous People
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An odd thing happened over the past couple weeks. Famous people affiliated with sports (players, coaches, and analysts), started emailing me with questions and comments. It seems our fan base has spread across this great nation. I know all of you are pretty anxious to see exactly who emailed me, so let’s […]
Hoof Hearted
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This is absolutely hilarious. Thanks to Profootballtalk.com for inserting this into a story that it had nothing to do with. Additional thanks to the owner of the horse that named him Hoof Hearted.
Big changes coming to Off The Record
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We’ve received a bunch of emails complaining that OTR wasn’t long enough and didn’t display enough stories. People were upset that they had to click the “Archives” button to see the stuff they missed. Well, your whiny complaints have been heard! We expanded our home page of the blog to include the […]
Fast Cars Can’t Get Busch?
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With 50 laps to go at Atlanta Motor Speedway, last week’s winner Carl Edwards left the track with a broken transmission and Kyle Busch took the lead and never looked back. Topping speeds of over 190 miles per hour, Busch continued to stretch his lead with every lap. The only way any other driver had […]
The Mail Has Been Delivered: Fitzgerald, Hamels, Stewart, and Hot Babes!
By Perry | 1 Comment
The mail hasn’t been delivered in two weeks, so before anyone gets all bent out of shape lets get right to it.
Bill, from Philadelphia: Do you really think the Eagles are going to get a wide receiver? Fitz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dave, from Philadelphia: Which wide receiver are the Eagles gonna get?
Greg, from Philadelphia: What are the chances that […]
Perry’s Mailbag: Coming Soon To A Friday Near You
By Perry | 1 Comment
I want to apologize for not getting Perry’s Mailbag up last Friday, especially to one of OTR’s dearest fans Lindsey. As most of you know, I was following the Asante Samuel story in Boston on Thursday night and continued my hot pursuit all day Friday until the early evening press conference around 5:00pm EST that […]
A Little Bit Of Everything II:
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Led by two freshmen who combined for 50 points (Jeff Teague and James Johnson), Wake Forest outlasted the Duke Blue Devils 86-73 on Sunday. The Blue Devils launched up 28 three-pointers (only making eight), shot 52% from the free-throw line, turned the ball over 21 times, and had every starter foul out of the game. […]
A Little Bit Of Everything
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Not a real exciting Saturday in sports, but definitely some things to talk about. Superman made an appearance in New Orleans, Pavlik prevailed, Syracuse pulled off a big win, and Ricky Bobby is getting ready to go fast again.
New Orleans is host to the NBA all-stars this weekend and last night Dwight Howard and Gerald […]
Check the archives!
By Micah Warren | Leave a Comment
I’ve been getting a ton of emails about how so much of the content goes off the main blog page so quickly because of new content. “My friend told me to check you’re stupid site because of some Brady Quinn gay story and nwo I can’t find it,” said one. Wow, that was […]
New Feature Alert!: Perry’s Mailbag
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Off the Record has a new feature, and it’s called Perry’s Mailbag. You can now email me directly with your thoughts on my sports opinions or just about anything you want. While I can’t answer every email, I will be addressing some of them on Off the Record. So, email away!
mperry_77@hotmail.com
Perry Pictures His Jesus in a Mountain Dew Can?
By Micah Warren | 1 Comment
‘If you ain’t first, you’re last?’ Words to think about this upcoming weekend as NASCAR kicks their 2008 season off at Daytona International Speedway. I’ll get to the schedule later, but that last sentence probably lost half my readers. NASCAR? Why are you writing about NASCAR? Because I’ve seen ‘Talladega Nights’ 23 times. That’s more […]
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