John Tomase apologizes for “error”
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John Tomase of the Boston Herald wrote a column in today’s paper that apologizes for and explains his February 2nd report that the Patriots taped the Rams Super Bowl walkthrough in 2002.
He apologizes by saying he now knows he was wrong based on the comments of Matt Walsh to Commissioner Goodell. We still don’t […]
Vince Young likes to rock the party
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Our friends at TMZ.com (they know us. At least one of their staffers does) have pictures of Vince Young gittin’ down at a Texas bar a few days ago. Why order a drink when you can ask for the whole bottle?
More NFL hits (since the first one got taken down)
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Saints say no trade for Shockey
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Saints GM Mickey Loomis said Thursday that they will not make a trade for Giants TE Jeremy Shockey.
“It’s no secret we had some discussions with them and we just couldn’t come to a conclusion on the right compensation,” Loomis told Sirius NFL Radio. “I understand that. He’s a very good player and the Giants don’t […]
TMZ.com: Jessica and Tony no more
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According to TMZ.com, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are no longer togeth……zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Sorry, we fell asleep.
Photo Caption: “You don’t really think I care, do you? You know how old it gets getting asked constantly how many home runs you hit against the Spurs? They always say, no matter how hot she is, somewhere, […]
Andre Johnson, a good guy. Wal-mart, not so much.
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According to an item on TMZ.com, Houston Texans WR Andre Johnson ordered 750 bikes to give away to his underprivileged kids at an event sponsored by his charity called…you guessed it, the Andre Johnson Foundation. Good guy, that’s a great thing for him to do.
So Wal-mart, the class acts that they are, in return […]
DeMarcus Ware doesn’t read the newspaper
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DeMarcus Ware is a beast on the football field. But, apparently he doesn’t follow what goes on off of it. If he did, he wouldn’t have said this about new teammate Pacman Jones.
“I think it’s going to be fine,” Ware said. “He’s been given a second chance, and I think if you look […]
Ricky Williams turned down invitation to boat with Cedric Benson
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Ricky Williams was invited to boat with Cedric Benson last weekend on Lake Travis, but wisely turned it down. Lucky him. He hates when his pot gets tased. Sorry about the Ricky Williams pot joke, those are just old. Here I am ripping sitcoms and then I make a Ricky/Pot crack. […]
T.O. isn’t awful
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So, we (when I say ‘we’ here I mean me. Perry is “watching bron”) just watched most of Terrell Owens’ performance in “Under One Roof,” Flavor Flav’s sitcom. We came away with several thoughts:
1. We still think all sitcoms are stupid. The format is just old and tired. I don’t […]
James Hardy says he’s sorry
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And in related news, we don’t really care. James Hardy, the Bills rookie WR, has apologized in a statement.
“I realize what the public perception could be pertaining to this incident; however, that was not the reality of the situation,” Hardy said in his statement issued to Fort Wayne and Buffalo media. “This situation that […]
G. Cobb: Kevin Curtis looks good in mini camps
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Our pal G. Cobb says that Kevin Curtis has impressed him in mini camps so far.
“I think we’re going to find out that he’s an even better receiver than we thought,” Cobb says on GCobb.com. “I think the Eagles are going to do a better job of getting him into space. He’s […]
Another great guy arrested in Sean Taylor case
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The police have arrested Timothy Brown, 16, as the fifth suspect in the Sean Taylor murder case. The trial is set to begin on August 25th, he’ll also face life in prison. Job well done, Timmy.
Browns cut Kenny Wright
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We guess that’s what happens when you keep hanging out with cops and it’s not in a social setting. The Browns didn’t give a reason why he was dumped, but it has to be because there was an announcement yesterday that he was arrested for pot in March. If the Browns didn’t know […]
Sports blooper time!
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I’m waiting to get picked up to go to lunch, so I thought I’d post some sports bloopers. We can’t understand a single lyric of the song, but we imagine it has “sports bloopers” or “whoopsy daisy” in the chorus. Because then it would be relevant. Eat lunch at your desk and […]
Tom Brady doesn’t respect the Jets
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Tom Brady went on WEEI AM radio in Boston recently and more than intimated that he doesn’t respect the Jets.
On the Giants:
“It was really a great game. I wish we would’ve played better at certain times, but [the Giants] made the plays and they deserved it. And I have a lot of respect for that […]
Niners sniffing around Trotter
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The 49ers are visiting with LB Jeremiah Trotter but have yet to sign him to a deal.
We love Trotter, but we don’t know what on Earth he could possibly offer. He’s 31 and simply can’t run like he used to. Moral support?
Looks like Troy Hambrick picked the wrong week to stop selling crack
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Former Dallas Cowboys RB Troy Hambrick was sentenced today to five years for selling crack cocaine in amounts of 50 grams or more (we probably think it was more).
In 2007, Hambrick apparently sold some rock to some undercover informants. Oops!
Photo Caption: “You guys are cool, right? Just look casual cause the cops […]
Terrell Suggs settles tag dispute with Ravens
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Ravens DE/LB tweener Terrell Suggs had an issue with getting the linebacker franchise tag in March. He played more snaps at defensive end and that tag paid more. Well, the two sides agreed to create a hybrid DE/LB tag that would combine the two.
A franchise linebacker has a $8.065 million tender, while a […]
Hey Dan, Flacco and Ravens started talking money
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Rookie QB Joe Flacco and the Baltimore Ravens have begun contract discussions, which is a good thing.
“They want him in and he wants to be in,” Flacco’s agent Joe Linta said. “So the sooner that you start talking, the better chance you have of finishing before the deadline.”
This is bad news for the other QB’s […]
White played 2007 on bum knee
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Tennessee Titans fat ass RB Lendale White revealed recently that he played all of last year with a torn meniscus.
“This happened last year in preseason. I tore my meniscus,” White said. “I played on it all season. Contrary to what people believe, I am a soldier. I played on it all year and I didn’t […]
More fun with drinking and driving
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According to a report on KJR-AM 950 in Seattle, Seahawks LB Lofa Tatupu was arrested late Friday for drunk driving. He blew a 0.15.
Lofa, do you have any idea what the local penalties are regarding DUI?! Neither do we, but we bet they are pretty stiff.
Roger Goodell has plenty of time on his hands
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NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell must have a lot of free time in order to meet with people just to find out that there is nothing new. We seem to think that they could have discussed this all on the phone.
We don’t believe it. Something stinks here.
Source tells PFT that ESPN’s Todd McShay is a joke
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This is where we copy and paste from Profootballtalk.com. We like PFT and they have good stuff. There was an item recently that said that Giants rookie QB Andre Woodson thought he would go in the second round in the draft. He went in the sixth. PFT thinks there is a […]
James Hardy: No, dad MY Mother’s Day card was better!
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What a douche. The Buffalo Bills shiny new WR James Hardy allegedly pulled a gun on his father on Sunday. And my dad used to complain that I didn’t paint the garage door properly?
The Buffalo Bills could have a real problem on their hands. Hardy was charged in 2006 with domestic violence […]
Former Carolina Panther dead
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Curtis Whitley was the center when the Panthers entered the league in 1995. After turning 39 on Saturday, he was found dead yesterday at his home in Texas.
Horn wants out
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Falcons WR Joe Horn said on Monday that he would like to be traded. The 36-year old doesn’t want to be a situational player and he sure as hell ain’t starting.
“I want to win a Super Bowl and I want to win a Super Bowl here in Atlanta, but I don’t think I can […]
T.O. appears in new sitcom
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Terrell Owens, who plays football for a living, will make his acting debut Wednesday night on Flavor Flav’s MyNetworkTV show “Under One Roof.” He plays Flav’s long-lost brother who is trying to get him to invest in his website. Uh oh! Sounds like a recipe for comedy!
“I see dollar signs,” Owens said […]
Leonard Little almost killed himself
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Those who follow the NFL closely know that Rams DE Leonard Little killed Susan Gutweiler years ago while he was driving drunk. Well it turns out, he took it a lot harder than we first thought. He only served 90 days in jail and most people thought he got off easy. But, […]
Texans rookie not off to good start
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Houston Texans rookie RB Steve Slaton fumbled twice Saturday in non-contact practice. This isn’t good considering he had some fumble issues at West Virginia. We hate to see what happens when the contact starts.
Kevin Gilbride doesn’t know if Shockey will stay in NY
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Giants offensive coordinator Kevin Gilbride doesn’t know if Jeremy Shockey will stay in New York.
“It’s so nebulous right now, you just have no idea,” Gilbride said. “Right now he’s on our team. We’re planning on him being there. He’ll be one of the guys that we’ll look to feature and one of the guys that […]
Jevon Kearse keeps making excuses
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Former Philadelphia Eagle Jevon Kearse is happy to be back in Tennessee and continues to mention the fact that Jim Johnson’s scheme in Philly didn’t fit him.
“I’m still the same player, but that scheme up in Philly was different,” whines Kearse. “All I’ve got to say is proof is in the pudding, […]
No one wants Shaun?
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An item in the Biloxi Sun Herald quotes Saints head coach Sean Payton saying that he’s really not all that interested in acquiring former Seahawk and former good player Shaun Alexander.
“What you try to do is just look at the different options and get a chance to become more familiar with players than what you […]
Koren’s brother likes lollipops and glowsticks
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Well, that is if he’s taking what he’s selling. Koren Robinson’s brother, Tariq, has been charged with one count of trafficking ecstasy and is being held on $75,000 bond.
Oh, and Koren owns the house that he lives in, although there is no evidence that links him to the crime.
Photo Caption: “I get all […]
Arrest warrant for Ken Daneyko and Bart Oates
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Essex County Superior Court Judge Michael Giles has issued arrest warrants for former NJ Devil Ken Daneyko and former NY Giant Bart Oates for contempt of court. The two former pro athletes have been found in civil contempt for missing four depositions in a real estate lawsuit.
“I don’t feel good about doing this,” attorney […]
Shanahan likes Bush
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According to Hashmarks’ Bill Williamson, Broncos head coach Mike Shanahan will be in attendance today at Jenna Bush’s wedding in Crawford, TX. His daughter, Krystal, and Jenna were friends at the University of Texas and were later roommates in New York City.
More ammo against Upshaw
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ESPN.com’s Hashmarks’ James Walker reports on the contact from Ravens minicamp. Says Walker:
“Things got testy with the second day of practice moving indoors. Despite the drills being non-contact, there was a lot of grabbing and shoving. On one play, offensive tackle Oniel Cousins and defensive lineman Amon Gordon dragged each other to the ground. […]
Manningham suffers minor hip flexor
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Giants rookie WR Mario Manningham suffered a hip flexor while running a pattern at practice. In broken English, he says it isn’t a big deal.
“It ain’t nothing bad or serious,” Manningham said. “If it was serious I would not be walking.”
Kenny takes Tiki’s #21
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Rookie safety Kenny Phillips is going to wear #21 for the Giants. Sorry, Tiki, we guess this means that they aren’t retiring it for you. But Phillips is actually wearing the number as a tribute Sean Taylor, whom Phillips never met but respected tremendously.
“The plays he made were crazy,” Phillips said. “I just […]
James Hardy to start in Buffalo?
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Chris Brown of BuffaloBills.com thinks that rookie WR James Hardy could start for the Bills right away. Says Brown:
“I think the chances are very good that he starts opposite Lee Evans on the outside. The veteran incumbent (Peerless Price) is no longer on the roster and Josh Reed and Roscoe Parrish are primarily inside […]
Ravens report just for Dan
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Ravens WR Derrick Mason has come away impressed so far with what he has seen of rookie QB Joe Flacco.
“He can throw the ball,” Mason said. “The one he threw to Clayton I think was about 50 yards down the field in the air on target. The way he commanded the huddle with the […]
Play for Arizona Cardinals, then sell cocaine and other drugs
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In two separate stories, ex-Arizona Cardinals decided to explore the art of possessing and distributing cocaine. OTR understands it might be tough to mentally recover from playing for one of the worst organizations in sports, but selling cocaine shouldn’t be step one in the process. Let’s find out who these turds are.
First turd […]
Perfect example of need for NFL rookie pay revamping
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The NFL 2003 #2 overall pick may be heading to the Montreal Alouettes.
“I would say there’s about an 80-20 chance of him being at training camp, coming in and competing for a job,” Montreal general manager Jim Popp said yesterday.
A chance to compete for a job in Canada? This was the second pick in […]
Keith Russell: Shut your damn mouth
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Philadelphia ABC 6 anchor Keith Russell should lose his job. If you hadn’t heard, he went on the radio in Miami with Jason Jackson on WQAM and said that the guy that was shot with Marvin Harrison’s gun was trying to execute a gangland-style hit on Harrison in retaliation for something Harrison’s incarcerated father […]
Kevin Smith expected to start in Detroit
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Tom Kowalski of MLive.com (who knows about all things Detroit Lions) says that rookie RB Kevin Smith is expected to be the guy to get the bulk of the work for the Lions this season. Tatum Bell came in overweight, isn’t that good to begin with, and proved he couldn’t do it last year. […]
Roy Williams won’t be in Dallas long
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Cowboys tweener Greg Ellis went on Sirius Satellite Radio today and said that Roy Williams told him that he doesn’t feel like he fits in Wade Phillips system.
“He said, ‘Greg, this defense does not fit me. I don’t fit in well with this defense at all,’” Ellis said. “So when he told me that, I […]
Welcome to Cincy, Maurice Purify
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Thanks to our friends at PFT (he knows us, but we doubt he’d consider us anything remotely resembling a friend), the Bengals have signed free agent WR from Nebraska Maurice Purify. The good folks just north of the state of Kentucky should be thrilled (that’s a Cincinnati reference to those who aren’t all that […]
Another witness says Bears Benson was roughed up
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A new witness has come forward and said that Benson getting pepper sprayed was “ludicrous, no point to it.”
Toby Patch was at a nearby marina and says that Benson didn’t deserve the treatment he got from police.
“As they were taking him up the dock, they stopped, he said, ‘I am fine, I can continue walking,’ […]
Mike Vick owes bank $2.5 million
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Michael Vick, who you may remember as the guy that killed a bunch of dogs and was sent to jail for it, apparently owes the Royal Bank of Canada more than $2.5 million for default and breach of a promisory note. We hear it’s tough to write checks and mail them from jail.
Vick was […]
Roy Williams talks to the Freep
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Detroit Lions WR Roy Williams talks to the Detroit Free Press about Draft weekend and all of the trade rumors. He says he thought for sure he’d be traded:
“From all the rumors, I thought I was out of here,” Williams said. “Just from listening to everything. But then I listened to Coach saying […]
Rhodes returns to Indy
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Dominic Rhodes has agreed to a one-year contract with the Colts. He returns to the team after spending a year in purgatory Oakland.
“I can’t even share with you the excitement I’m feeling right now,’’ Rhodes said in a telephone interview from Arizona.
This isn’t good news for Kenton Keith.
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