Thanks for blowing, Javon!

Notice that we used a comma between “blowing” and “Javon.” Without that comma, it would have looked like we were thanking you for blowing Javon Walker. Why would we thank you for that? It’s a personal choice and we have no problem with it, but we wouldn’t be benefiting from it and thusly wouldn’t thank you. Just saying. Anyway…

Word out of Oakland is that Javon Walker could be in danger of losing his starting job. That’s not the kind of talk you like to hear after a guy gets an $11 million signing bonus (kind of like hearing that the guy wants to retire).

“In the end, if it becomes something where Javon is not playing as well as we need him to play, both of those guys have learned ‘X’ so they can go over there,” head coach Lane Kiffin said. “I don’t feel the need to do that right now. I expect Javon to have a big game. I’m putting in a game plan, and he should see some balls early in this game. Hopefully, he’ll make some plays.”

Photo Caption: “I caught one!!”

A few days ago, Kiffin was again critical of this huge Al Davis mistake.

“There’s a couple of balls there that we would have liked him to come up with,” Kiffin said.

“That’s discouraging because he was paid an awful lot of money, paid like one of the top five receivers in the NFL. We need him to make those plays.”

We hate giving away fantasy football advice to people we’re going to be playing against, but we do have this blog thingamadoo to tend to. This is the kind of crap that doesn’t show up in your stupid print magazine from May. This is the reason that I laugh at the a-holes that take the Javon Walker’s in the fifth round. He blows Kangaroo penis, don’t draft him unless it’s a late-round flyer.

In Fantasy, Football August 20, 2008

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