Roster Size/Positions: The team that you select must have a player for each roster spot to be eligible for points. Each team will have 10 roster spots. The roster you must fill is as follows:
One NFL player
One NBA player
One NHL player
One MLB player
One player from a college or non-major sport (not NFL, NBA, NHL, or MLB)
One NFL, NBA, NHL, or MLB sports team
Four flex players from an NFL, NBA, NHL, or MLB team
Point System: The purpose of the league is to accumulate the most points.
Player must be on a sports team roster: The players that a team owner drafts must be currently on a roster of a professional sports team. For example, Chris Henry is not currently on any roster; therefore, he can’t be drafted.
Add/Drop: Each calendar month, a team owner can drop one of their players and replace them with another player as long as the team owner maintains a complete roster. If the team owner decides to do so, they must email the designated league president of the transaction.
Clarification of Article Rule/Point System Rule: If there is any discrepancy or disagreement referring to an article rule or point system rule, the designated league president of the league has the first say. However, the league president can be overruled by a majority vote of the team owners.
Adding/Amending an Article Rule/Point System Rule: If any team owner would like to add an article rule or point system rule, they must present it to the designated league president for approval. However, the approval or disapproval can be overruled by a majority vote of the team owners (team owners are giving seven days to vote).
Fantasy Turd League Season Length: The season will last exactly one year from the day the draft is completed. Furthermore, the season does not start until the draft is over.
Designated League President: If you haven’t figured out by now, there will be a designated league president appointed by the league. The league president will be responsible for updating YTD points for every team. The league president only has as much power as the majority vote of the league.
Team Owner Responsibility: Ultimately, the team owner is responsible for tracking his players and informing the league president when they score points. However, the league president can update the YTD points without the team owner informing him of the scored points.
The Chris Henry Rule Rule: If a player on a team is subject to the Chris Henry Rule, that team owner can add another player to the roster as long as the team owner maintains a complete roster.
The Chris Henry Rule Rule Rule: If a player on a team is subject to the Chris Henry Rule, and that team owner has replaced that player by enforcing The Chris Henry Rule Rule, the original player, although not on the roster anymore, can still collect points based on additional charges/jailtime stemming from the initial crime/behavior.
The Winner of the League: The owner who collects the most points after one year is the winner and should be recognized as King Turd Owner.
Late Entry Rule: A new team owner may join the league at anytime by selecting players that are not currently on anyone else’s team to complete a full roster.
If you missed the Fantasy Turd League Point System, read here.
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This will be followed by draft information, which will be held before the NFL regular season starts.
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hmm i think this isnt a league for me
dont know bout most of the turds and no idea bout mlb players at all ,
sry but baseball is soooo boring ..
btw, are we goin to make some chats or something for eagles games?
poor you
just turned the eagles steelers stream on and what i see, FAVRE , i guess pretty annoying seeing this all the time in tv xD
IceYde, I agree….baseball is horribly boring, however, you only have to draft one MLB player. You can have 5 NFL players if you want. It’s just for fun. You will do fine.
Second………….I will be at almost every Eagles game. Chats will come before or after and very detailed. If you want to chat during, Micah will be available because he likes to watch the games on his couch. I have to be at the games live.
Perry doesn’t enjoy Eagles games unless he’s passed out in a puddle of his own sick.
That’s wrong. Micah is just upset cause he can never score tickets.
haha
hm .. i would like to go to a game at least once but kinda expensive .
ticket , hotel , flight … :((
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