Philadelphia Phillies outfielder Jason Werth hit a 3-run homerun in the second inning, a grandslam in the third inning, and a solo shot in the fifth inning. That’s a lot of rbi’s. If I quick do the math, that’s eight.
ESPN was getting all creative with Jason’s last name, so I decided to go the extra mile and use his name in relation to not making any sense with the topic. However, I do like Werthers Originals candy and I do like three homerun games. Jason matched a couple records and set a couple records and whatevered a couple records. Good stuff Jason.
The Phillies won 10-3 and with Florida’s loss they moved within .003 percentage points of first place. Technically they are tied, but mathematically they aren’t. Ironically, the .003 percent difference is the same percentage chance that Pacman Jones has in not getting arrested again.
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