Busch gets pole
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Kyle Busch won the pole for the NASCAR Sprint All-Star Race. We don’t care, but we appreciate any opportunity to make a headline like that.
Werth-ers Originals Candy
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Philadelphia Phillies outfielder Jason Werth hit a 3-run homerun in the second inning, a grandslam in the third inning, and a solo shot in the fifth inning. That’s a lot of rbi’s. If I quick do the math, that’s eight.
ESPN was getting all creative with Jason’s last name, so I decided to go […]
Game Six: Boston at Cleveland
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First half update: Oh my gawd this is horrible. I got a text from my buddy TJ and it read, “These teams shouldn’t be allowed to play each other anymore.” And that’s exactly right. I’ve had enough with this series. It’s horrible. Let’s review the first half stats:
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John Tomase apologizes for “error”
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John Tomase of the Boston Herald wrote a column in today’s paper that apologizes for and explains his February 2nd report that the Patriots taped the Rams Super Bowl walkthrough in 2002.
He apologizes by saying he now knows he was wrong based on the comments of Matt Walsh to Commissioner Goodell. We still don’t […]
Nothing on TV in Tony LaRussa’s office
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St Louis Cardinal pitcher Jason Isringhausen decided punching a television set in Tony LaRussa’s office was the best way to vent his anger. Unfortunately, it landed him on the 15-day Mark Prior list.
Isringhausen is off to a horrible start this year with an ERA of 8.00. He also has six blown saves. […]
Vince Young likes to rock the party
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Our friends at TMZ.com (they know us. At least one of their staffers does) have pictures of Vince Young gittin’ down at a Texas bar a few days ago. Why order a drink when you can ask for the whole bottle?
Perry Dollars: Behindatthebar is out
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Behindatthebar was scratched today from Saturday’s 133rd Preakness Stakes at Pimlico Race Course because of a bruise in his left front foot, trainer Todd Pletcher said.
Therefore, everyone who had any Perry Dollars on Behindatthebar needs to go change their bets. Or if anyone hasn’t placed their bets go do so. Either change your […]
Ranking The Best Players In The NBA (revised)
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Last February I ranked who I felt were the best players in the NBA. We are almost half way through the NBA playoffs and I feel I need to address this again, because I would like to make some changes. It’s one thing to rank the players in the regular season, but the […]
Kimo Timonen to skate today
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According to the Philadelphia Flyers main website, Kimo Timonen could return on Sunday when the Flyers and Penguins play Game 5 of the Eastern Conference Finals at Mellon Arena (3:00 p.m., NBC). Timonen has missed the last four games against Pittsburgh with a blood clot in his left foot and he will be skating […]
Spurs force a Game Seven
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The San Antonio Spurs defeated the New Orleans Hornets last night 99-80 at home. Yes, at home! The home team has won every single game of this series by ten points or more. Manu Ginobili led the charge for the Spurs hitting six of nine from beyond 23 feet 9 inches and […]
More Playoff Hockey in Philadelphia
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The Flyers came out smoking in the first period scoring three goals (Lupul, Briere, Carter) and were able to hold on to the lead forcing a Game Five back in Pittsburgh. Philadelphia coach John Stevens mixed it up a little by swapping centermen Mike Richards and Vinny Prospal on their respective lines. Pittsburgh […]
More NFL hits (since the first one got taken down)
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Saints say no trade for Shockey
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Saints GM Mickey Loomis said Thursday that they will not make a trade for Giants TE Jeremy Shockey.
“It’s no secret we had some discussions with them and we just couldn’t come to a conclusion on the right compensation,” Loomis told Sirius NFL Radio. “I understand that. He’s a very good player and the Giants don’t […]
WNBA: Expect Great?
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Anyone see these new WNBA commercials that are on during the NBA playoffs? It’s marketing genious. Let me set the stage. Some man-chick that plays the sport comes on and says a bunch of phrases that every single intelligent person thinks about the WNBA, because it’s a lame league, nobody cares about […]
Wynn Las Vegas: Barkley’s gambling debts are trrrrble.
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Thanks to our friends at TMZ.com (they do kinda know us) for tipping us off that Charles Barkley owes the Wynn Las Vegas $400,000 and they…umm….want their money back.
Barkley was spotted two $100k money markers on October 18th and again on the 19th. If Barkley doesn’t pay up, he could be charged with a […]
Lakers win at home, again
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The LA Lakers defeated the Utah Jazz last night, an another outstanding Western Conference game 111-104. Kobe, playing with a back that isn’t 100% after hurting it in the first quarter of Game Four, led his team with 26 points. Unlike Lebron, Kobe has teammates that can play basketball. Odom (22), Gasol […]
College three-point line is moving back
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FYI: The college three-point line is being moved back to 20 feet 9 inches for the start of the 2008-09 season. I came across this tonight and I was not aware of the situation. I’m sure the OTR readers are well aware. The previous three-point line for college was at 19 […]
Boston wins at home, again.
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Rajon Rondo, yes Rajon Rondo, led the Boston Celtics tonight to a 96-89 victory over the Cleveland Cavaliers. Rondo, who is constantly getting attacked by me, dropped 20 points on the Cavs with 13 assists and only one turnover. Before Boston fans get all giddy with their “I told you so” routine, let […]
We know we posted this already, but….
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Will Hoof Hearted win the Preakness? Can I bet on Hoof Hearted?
Zidane’s headbutt
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This one still pisses me off. Zidane made the dumbest decision at the worst time and he should have known better. He should know! Trezeguet, filling in for Zidane, missed his penalty shot and that was the nail in the coffin. Fun to watch this though:
Perry Dollars: Place your bets on the Preakness
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The OTR Casino Hotel and Resort has released their odds for the 133rd running of the Preakness and each one of you is getting $200 Perry Dollars. YES, $200 PERRY DOLLARS. You know the drill, place that $200 wherever you please. Put it all on Big Brown or spread it out and […]
TMZ.com: Jessica and Tony no more
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According to TMZ.com, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are no longer togeth……zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Sorry, we fell asleep.
Photo Caption: “You don’t really think I care, do you? You know how old it gets getting asked constantly how many home runs you hit against the Spurs? They always say, no matter how hot she is, somewhere, […]
Andre Johnson, a good guy. Wal-mart, not so much.
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According to an item on TMZ.com, Houston Texans WR Andre Johnson ordered 750 bikes to give away to his underprivileged kids at an event sponsored by his charity called…you guessed it, the Andre Johnson Foundation. Good guy, that’s a great thing for him to do.
So Wal-mart, the class acts that they are, in return […]
DeMarcus Ware doesn’t read the newspaper
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DeMarcus Ware is a beast on the football field. But, apparently he doesn’t follow what goes on off of it. If he did, he wouldn’t have said this about new teammate Pacman Jones.
“I think it’s going to be fine,” Ware said. “He’s been given a second chance, and I think if you look […]
Ricky Williams turned down invitation to boat with Cedric Benson
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Ricky Williams was invited to boat with Cedric Benson last weekend on Lake Travis, but wisely turned it down. Lucky him. He hates when his pot gets tased. Sorry about the Ricky Williams pot joke, those are just old. Here I am ripping sitcoms and then I make a Ricky/Pot crack. […]
T.O. isn’t awful
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So, we (when I say ‘we’ here I mean me. Perry is “watching bron”) just watched most of Terrell Owens’ performance in “Under One Roof,” Flavor Flav’s sitcom. We came away with several thoughts:
1. We still think all sitcoms are stupid. The format is just old and tired. I don’t […]
James Hardy says he’s sorry
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And in related news, we don’t really care. James Hardy, the Bills rookie WR, has apologized in a statement.
“I realize what the public perception could be pertaining to this incident; however, that was not the reality of the situation,” Hardy said in his statement issued to Fort Wayne and Buffalo media. “This situation that […]
G. Cobb: Kevin Curtis looks good in mini camps
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Our pal G. Cobb says that Kevin Curtis has impressed him in mini camps so far.
“I think we’re going to find out that he’s an even better receiver than we thought,” Cobb says on GCobb.com. “I think the Eagles are going to do a better job of getting him into space. He’s […]
Hank Steinbrenner says his team better be better
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George Steinbrenner’s son, Hank, had some strong words for his team yesterday.
“We’ve got to forget about all the injuries and start playing our butts off,” Steinbrenner told The Post. “The bottom line is that the team is not playing the way it is capable of playing. These players are being paid a lot […]
Another great guy arrested in Sean Taylor case
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The police have arrested Timothy Brown, 16, as the fifth suspect in the Sean Taylor murder case. The trial is set to begin on August 25th, he’ll also face life in prison. Job well done, Timmy.
Browns cut Kenny Wright
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We guess that’s what happens when you keep hanging out with cops and it’s not in a social setting. The Browns didn’t give a reason why he was dumped, but it has to be because there was an announcement yesterday that he was arrested for pot in March. If the Browns didn’t know […]
Not sports, but still great
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This has nothing to do with sports, but we found this old clip of Bill O’Reilly going insane off camera when he was working for Inside Edition. This is absolutely hilarious, what a joke. Be warned, he does drop the F-bomb.
Sports blooper time!
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I’m waiting to get picked up to go to lunch, so I thought I’d post some sports bloopers. We can’t understand a single lyric of the song, but we imagine it has “sports bloopers” or “whoopsy daisy” in the chorus. Because then it would be relevant. Eat lunch at your desk and […]
Tom Brady doesn’t respect the Jets
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Tom Brady went on WEEI AM radio in Boston recently and more than intimated that he doesn’t respect the Jets.
On the Giants:
“It was really a great game. I wish we would’ve played better at certain times, but [the Giants] made the plays and they deserved it. And I have a lot of respect for that […]
Niners sniffing around Trotter
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The 49ers are visiting with LB Jeremiah Trotter but have yet to sign him to a deal.
We love Trotter, but we don’t know what on Earth he could possibly offer. He’s 31 and simply can’t run like he used to. Moral support?
Number one priority for the Philadelphia Flyers
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Ink San Jose defenseman Brian Campbell to a long-term deal.
I’m not upset at all with what is happening to the Flyers right now. They were the worst team in the league last year and to make it to the Eastern Conference Finals this year is a big achievement. Could the Flyers have beaten […]
Deeeeeeee-trooooooit Basketball
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The Detroit Pistons finished off the Orlando Magic last night 91-86 led by Rip Hamilton’s 31 points (16-16 at the charity stripe). This is the sixth straight time that the Pistons will appear in the Eastern Conference Finals.
Let’s review what Jameer Nelson said before this game, “We’re going to make some adjustments, […]
Looks like Troy Hambrick picked the wrong week to stop selling crack
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Former Dallas Cowboys RB Troy Hambrick was sentenced today to five years for selling crack cocaine in amounts of 50 grams or more (we probably think it was more).
In 2007, Hambrick apparently sold some rock to some undercover informants. Oops!
Photo Caption: “You guys are cool, right? Just look casual cause the cops […]
Terrell Suggs settles tag dispute with Ravens
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Ravens DE/LB tweener Terrell Suggs had an issue with getting the linebacker franchise tag in March. He played more snaps at defensive end and that tag paid more. Well, the two sides agreed to create a hybrid DE/LB tag that would combine the two.
A franchise linebacker has a $8.065 million tender, while a […]
Hey Dan, Flacco and Ravens started talking money
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Rookie QB Joe Flacco and the Baltimore Ravens have begun contract discussions, which is a good thing.
“They want him in and he wants to be in,” Flacco’s agent Joe Linta said. “So the sooner that you start talking, the better chance you have of finishing before the deadline.”
This is bad news for the other QB’s […]
White played 2007 on bum knee
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Tennessee Titans fat ass RB Lendale White revealed recently that he played all of last year with a torn meniscus.
“This happened last year in preseason. I tore my meniscus,” White said. “I played on it all season. Contrary to what people believe, I am a soldier. I played on it all year and I didn’t […]
Flyers Coburn out for Game Three
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After trying to catch a puck with his left eye with no success in the beginning of Game Two, Flyers defensemen Bradon Coburn is still not ready to play. His eye is still swollen shut and seeing in hockey (and in all sports but the WNBA) is a vital asset to have to be […]
Buh-Buh Billups
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Chauncey Billups participated in today’s morning shootaround and Detroit Pistons general manager Joe Dumars thinks he will play tonight.
“He was moving pretty good,” Dumars told ESPN.com’s Chad Ford. “I don’t want to get ahead of myself, but I think he’s going to try to give it a go tonight. That’s what it looks like. But […]
More fun with drinking and driving
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According to a report on KJR-AM 950 in Seattle, Seahawks LB Lofa Tatupu was arrested late Friday for drunk driving. He blew a 0.15.
Lofa, do you have any idea what the local penalties are regarding DUI?! Neither do we, but we bet they are pretty stiff.
There can only be one
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I’m sure we have all seen the NBA commercials where they show one side of a player’s face matched up with another player’s side of the face. It kinda looks like the movie cover for Face Off with John Travolta and Nicholas Cage. You know, that one. It’s kinda weird. Ray […]
Roger Goodell has plenty of time on his hands
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NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell must have a lot of free time in order to meet with people just to find out that there is nothing new. We seem to think that they could have discussed this all on the phone.
We don’t believe it. Something stinks here.
Source tells PFT that ESPN’s Todd McShay is a joke
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This is where we copy and paste from Profootballtalk.com. We like PFT and they have good stuff. There was an item recently that said that Giants rookie QB Andre Woodson thought he would go in the second round in the draft. He went in the sixth. PFT thinks there is a […]
James Hardy: No, dad MY Mother’s Day card was better!
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What a douche. The Buffalo Bills shiny new WR James Hardy allegedly pulled a gun on his father on Sunday. And my dad used to complain that I didn’t paint the garage door properly?
The Buffalo Bills could have a real problem on their hands. Hardy was charged in 2006 with domestic violence […]
Is Cleveland best defensive team ever?
By Perry | 3 Comments
Nope, Boston just sucks. The Celtics showed how clutch they are by scoring 12 points in the fourth quarter in Game Four last night letting the average-at-best Cleveland Cavaliers beat them 88-77.
Charles Barkley said that it doesn’t matter because nobody can beat Boston in Boston. I hardly ever disagree with Barkley, but Boston […]
Former Carolina Panther dead
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Curtis Whitley was the center when the Panthers entered the league in 1995. After turning 39 on Saturday, he was found dead yesterday at his home in Texas.
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