39 Responses to “PFT Report confirms our report”

1. Arlo on February 29th, 2008 11:32 am

   You still suck stooge!

2. Micah Warren on February 29th, 2008 11:44 am

   Dad? Is that you?

3. Arlo on February 29th, 2008 11:50 am

   Did you ever think PFT is quoting you, and you’ve created a stooge-filled circle jerk?

4. Micah Warren on February 29th, 2008 11:54 am

   That’s exactly what has happened. You have this figured out and I’m embarrassed.

5. wang gang on February 29th, 2008 11:56 am

   this is vital material. thanks for bringing it to us Micah

6. Arlo on February 29th, 2008 12:00 pm

   My sources are telling me that you’re an attention whore. I love how you mention the “lunatics on the message boards”. We all know we’re your source, stooge.

7. bullwinkle on February 29th, 2008 12:02 pm

   Why are you challenging Micah’s hegemony? This appears to be just another coordinated personal attack generated from a secret email portal.

8. GlareyHole on February 29th, 2008 12:08 pm

   My sources are saying this guy takes a daily dump at the Roslyn WaWa, and then proceeds, WITHOUT WASHING HIS HANDS, to order an Italian Shortie from the touchscreen.

9. Bocadelphia Insurance Salesman on February 29th, 2008 12:16 pm

   When I was speaking with the queen, she told me that rotoworld was the best site for information about possible trades. Did you know that she douches with Pepsi?

10. BigSlizz on February 29th, 2008 12:18 pm

    I actually agree with what you’re saying, and think the rest of these goons on here should cut it out. It’s your opinion.

    P.S…. do you have any good rumors about my St. Louis Rams?

11. Micah Warren on February 29th, 2008 12:21 pm

    Sadly, I don’t. I saw that Jeff Wilkins retired, but that’s not insider info.

12. Admiral Stockdale on February 29th, 2008 12:25 pm

    Who am I? What am I doing here?

13. Mike on February 29th, 2008 12:26 pm

    Hey Arlo, clear something up for me. You call Micah a stooge, for what reason I have no idea. Please explain why he’s a stooge. Also, if Micah did indeed quote a message board as his source, which I doubt, aren’t you calling yourself and your buddies all idiots too? Wouldn’t that make you part of the circle jerk that you quoted? Are you the one sitting in the middle holding a piece of bread? I bet you like the chocolate starfish too.

14. Dim Bulb on February 29th, 2008 12:27 pm

    What is with these comments from these goons? Have you heard anything about the Bryant Johnson situation? I heard that they are using the Fitzgerald rumors as a cover for a free agent deal with Johnson. What are you hearing on this?

15. Arlo on February 29th, 2008 12:32 pm

    @Mike : Stooge Stroker!

16. Earl Schickelgruber on February 29th, 2008 12:45 pm

    Lieber Lord Lucifer, was dieses mit diesem Clemons ist?

    I will shuffle off my mortal coil before the Eagles win the Super Bowl.

17. My Goo on February 29th, 2008 12:45 pm

    Do you know where I can get an Uwe von Shamann retro jersey?

18. Chad on February 29th, 2008 1:05 pm

    All Micah has tried to do is bring information to sports fans wtih a little bit of humor. What does he get in return? Name calling and “haters”. Even if they do hate you Micah they are still talking about you. That is better than not talking about you or your articles. They are just jealous because they think they know sports but no one will publish or post anything they have to say. They are the reason I hate many Eagles fans…not all of them….just most. Ben and Perry are acceptions.

19. Connie Chung on February 29th, 2008 1:09 pm

    God damn! If only I had sources rike yours I’d plobabry still be on terevision.

    You rule!

    Can I come over to your house and sit on your face?

20. Earl Schickelgruber on February 29th, 2008 1:10 pm

    Oh Gott! Immer dasselbe theatre!

21. Micah Warren on February 29th, 2008 1:12 pm

    Yes, Connie!

22. Connie Chung on February 29th, 2008 1:13 pm

    Can I bring Maury along?

23. bullwinkle on February 29th, 2008 1:13 pm

    The reaction on TOB was one of derision and insults. Much of this was targeted at Micah, yet all he had done was to change his mind and do what they’d been urging. Furthermore, far from being pleased to see the departure of Arlo, the core group expanded their feud to include all of those who had left. Many found that they were forced to make a choice if they wished to be tolerated on TOB. While Micah has moved on, the core group on TOB continues to post daily insults about him.

24. Connie Chung on February 29th, 2008 1:13 pm

    He likes to watch

25. Connie Chung on February 29th, 2008 1:15 pm

    Be careful Micah.

    This burrwinkle character is a complete psycho. He’ll slip a loofie in your cocktail and try to sodmize you. He’s still mad at the world because that happened to him.

    Besides, he’s really pasty looking.

26. Ken Jennings on February 29th, 2008 1:18 pm

    Know-nothing hack for $50 , alex.

    What’s a Michah?

27. My Goo on February 29th, 2008 1:21 pm

    Vas is los mit dis Earl Schickelgruber fella?

28. John Rocker on February 29th, 2008 1:21 pm

    I was hoping to take the subway today.

29. Chad on February 29th, 2008 1:28 pm

    He reports that the Eagles are going after Fitzgerald. The Eagles go after Fitzgerald but the Cards want to much. Was he wrong? No. He reports that the Eagles are going after Samuels. The Eagles sign Samuels. What more do you people want? Haters.

30. Roid Raging Dutch Bag on February 29th, 2008 1:31 pm

    Dont let them get you down Micah. all I know is I can still put the wood to the cottontops.

31. bullwinkle on February 29th, 2008 1:31 pm

    Micah, I want to apologize for all of the haters who have been hating you. I will defend your honor and integrity, even in the absence of tangible evidence that the Eagles ever went after Larry Fitzgerald.

32. Sick from Red Beet Eggs on February 29th, 2008 1:38 pm

    Micah your reporting goes down like a urine-drenched hot pepper.

33. DOWNUNDERMIKE on February 29th, 2008 1:45 pm

    THE EAGLES NEED TO BRING SOMEONE IN NOW!!!!! SAMUELS IS NOT ENOUGH, WE NEED WIDEOUTS OUT THE ASS NOW!!!!!

34. Micah Warren on February 29th, 2008 1:45 pm

    I think that’s a good thing?

35. bullwinkle on February 29th, 2008 1:49 pm

    I can relate. I know what it is like to be mocked and ridiculed by people driving Camaros.

36. Bocadelphia Insurance Salesman on February 29th, 2008 1:58 pm

    Hey bullwinkle, did you know that if you sold your whole life policies now that you can get term life and reinvest the left over proceeds in my When Shickelgruber Walked With Dinosaurs theme park?

37. Mike on February 29th, 2008 3:00 pm

    Hey Arlo, thanks for answering my questions. Your intellect is remarkable.

    By the way, NFL.com is reporting that Samuel is with the Eagles today and that a deal could be announced shortly. Good scoop Micah.

38. John Guilfoil on February 29th, 2008 7:04 pm

    GREAT scoop Micah.

39. Arloe on March 12th, 2008 10:53 am

    Hey Mike,

    Rumors are fucking lame. Just like the Fitzgerald one. He was never coming here.

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