Is Lying Under Oath Bad?
By Perry

images.jpgApparently, Roger Clemens may have lied in front of congress. I’m sure we all thought this steroid thing was over when an overwhelmingly truthful Clemens gave his sworn testimony earlier this month. Surprisingly, it’s not. Congress has asked the Justice Department to research and determine if Needle Ass lied under oath.

PHOTO CAPTION: “Thanks for preparing me for prison. I can get used to this.”

Let’s cut the sarcasm. Roger Clemens is a pathetic loser. Let’s look at his resume. He cheated in baseball. He lied to the fans of baseball. He lied in front of Congress. He threw his wife under the bus. He threw Andy Pettitte under the bus. Do you think Andy needs that many t’s in his name? Nice ttitts? Whatever. Roger should have told the truth and moved on from the very beginning. We forgive and forget in America. And when all of this is over, Roger won’t be pitching anymore, he’ll be catching for Bubba Big Stuff in the state penitentiary.

In Baseball, Media February 27, 2008

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