September 7, 2008
Okay so this is video is from Hard Knocks, but you can only imagine what went on in the Chiefs locker room after taking out Tom Brady. There was definitely some Soldier Boy going down.
August 31, 2008
As you revel in a Labor Day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to the girl in National Treasure, here is this week’s wrap-up.
The Love of NFL - Top 10 Pro Football Players Turned Wrestlers
Busted Coverage - Charlie Steiner Shaves Beard, Reveals Cute Dimples
Mr. Irrelevant - Kevin Millar And His Hitler-ish Mustache
The World of Isaac - Five Things Michael Strahan Will Be Doing In Retirement
August 28, 2008
Bryan Clay of the decathlon is latest to come out and try to take a dump on the Michael Phelps hype. In the meantime, gold medalist Clay declares himself to be the world’s greatest athlete because of the range of skills that he had show on the world’s greatest stage. I’m just trying to figure out why this story broke from OK! Magazine? This source could mean that Clay is going to start singing the national anthem, a little like someone else.
August 28, 2008
The Onion apparently thinks that the left eye of the man who coins the worst catch-phrases of all-time will be going the way of Keith Olberman and making the jump to the Joe Buck network.
August 27, 2008
Michael Phelps is going to be making his acting debut Sep. 13 on Saturday Night Live. The musical guest is Lil’ Wayne, the best rapper alive should have been the host in my opinion. I’m just waiting to see which SNL featured player dons some speedos.
August 26, 2008
The conspiracy started August 15th as millions of people tuned in to the 100m butterfly event at the Beijing Olympics and pretended to care about who actually won. A kid from Baltimore with ADD and DUI made bars across the country almost unbearable for over an entire week. Personally, I would have rather been watching some PNC Park action, but I instead got sloshed on Studweiser pitchers to make the scene more bearable. Americans stood across the country and held their breath as Milorad Cavic of Serbia appeared to win and end Phelps’ run at eight golds. Many cared a great deal, myself not included, but as 100thofasecond.com puts it, probably none cared more than Phelps’ sponsor Omega. Omega if you did not know has sponsored Mr. Speech Impediment since 2004 and coincidentally was the official timekeeper of the race. Anyone who finds it comical that we live in the age of Loose Change and countless Michael Moore movies has to check out this site and cackle like I did watching the Bob Saget Roast. Anyway, this guy might have a point with this photo, but the real question is how many times he whacks off per day? I’m guessing 3 on average. Once to the girl on the Big Bang Theory, and at least twice to the trailer of the new Star Trek movie.
August 24, 2008
As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Megan from I Love Money, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Goal.com - Ronaldo Wins Gay Icon Award
Awful Announcing - Could There Be A Gilbert Arenas Reality Show In The Works?
The World of Isaac - Woman Wrestler Wants To Fingerbang Or something
With Leather - There’s A Lot of Sex At The Olympics
Hugging Harold Reynolds - Tramp Stamps Of The XXIX Olympiad
Real Clear Sports - Top 10 Olympic Endorsements
Busted Coverage - Scotty Nguyen Wants A F@$king Cocktail Baby
on 205th - Golf Ball To The Forehead
August 20, 2008
In my mind, this video puts Tiger Woods above any other athlete. No one else could have pulled this off and thankfully no one tried, save Gilbert Arenas. I know of no one that dislikes this man and he should be the one running for office. Tiger ‘08. The Greatest commercial of all-time.
August 19, 2008
Thanks to Lion in Oil for posting this video and showing to me the obvious number one pick in a draft of potential fraternity pledges.
August 19, 2008
Here is Mike Timlin showing off a little for NESN hottie, Heidi Watney. This truly shows that he doesn’t wear that camo glove for style, he could strip off his jersey at any moment and pull out that bow to take out any squirrels that make their way onto the field. I think he would have made a better protagonist than Tommy Lee Jones in that movie The Hunted. Finally, there is nothing that truly sets off a photo of a reliever shooting a bow in the middle of a baseball diamond than a Ric Flair t-shirt. Soon to hit theaters, Joe Dirt 2: The Boston Red Sox Bullpen.
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August 18, 2008
Upon hearing the recent news of John Amaechi coming upon some tensions at the Olympics, no pun intended, I decided to bring back an old radio clip from when the news of his sexuality broke. The guys at Right in my Mouth Radio seemed to have a pretty good idea that Amaechi was a little femme. Make sure to check out the one liner 2 minutes and 10 seconds in, it is devastating.
August 18, 2008
You Been Blinded posted these videos and I was compelled to do the same. Here is Sir Charles pounding some Patron and discussing his future with the adoring public at a fine establishment named Harrah’s. This party must have been bumpin’ with Alfonso Ribiero, aka Carlton Banks, there to treat the crowd to a little Billie Jean. I think he and I both would have preferred some Tom Jones.
August 16, 2008
Usain Bolt entertained with a Hulk Hogan pose before demolishing his own world record, while also taking it easier than that couple in the Corona commercials for the last 15 meters. That kid runs faster than Madonna goes down on A-Rod.
August 16, 2008
Here is a post from Enrico Campitelli at Fanhouse. While over in Beijing, he went up to the concession counter in the Bird’s Nest and made a fraternity man-like purchase of 6 beers and 2 ice creams, which came to a meager total of $5.75. So, the Chinese are not only beating us in gold medals, but they chuckle at the two drink limit of America.
August 14, 2008
So, by now everyone has seen the video of Stuart Scott singing a little Edwin McCain (my prom song by the way, thanks Stu) and really getting into it. Anyway, I saw Hootie and the Blowfish last weekend in Hyannis, Ma and likened Stu to that scene in Jerry McGuire where Rod Tidwell is mistaken for the famous South Carolinian. I just think he would have been far more effective in getting the crowd into it with a little Hold My Hand action. Seriously, use your head, Edwin McCain? There is no respect in that other than his hilarious points of view on those VH1 shows. After reading this reflection, check out this list of favorite moments when, “Sports and Karaoke Collide” from nextround.net.
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