October 7, 2008
You be the judge.
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October 1, 2008
The news just broke that some guy was stopped in Montana with 6 pounds of marijuana and 3 kilos of cocaine. This man divulged that Travis Henry was behind the transaction and the Tennessee product was arresting for intent to distribute, there was a little over $63,000 in the car. It’s just a good thing that Henry took that suspension for a 3rd positive weed test so seriously. Also, it’s probably better that he will be spending time in the clink, away from his 9 illegitimate kids. They weren’t getting their child support anyway.
October 1, 2008
I heard from The Messiah the other day that Cowherd was calling Wade Phillips the marshmallow man, so I went with it, because there is never enough Ghostbusters talk. Also, I recently heard some rumors about a third movie being made.
On another note, David Ortiz could be Slimer.
September 29, 2008
Here is a video I saw today on collegehumor and it has some sports relevance, so I thought I would post it. Bernhard Langer hits a ball into a tree and it stays there, he then climbs up the tree and plays the ball onto the green. Finally, I heard the announcer call him sparkling white and shining bright, what does that mean? He had so may opportunities for other references, but he chose one that didn’t make sense at all. “Bernhard is so high right right now, and using some wood to his advantage. His wife would never believe this.” That would have been more appropriate in my eyes.
September 29, 2008
I went to game 1 of the Yankees-Sox yesterday afternoon and not only was a treated to seeing Johnny Pesky number hung in right field, but I also got to see Dominic Chianese, Uncle Junior from the Sopranos, sing one of the best versions of the national anthem I have ever heard. This comes days after Chianese made a play to sing at the final game in Yankee Stadium. They denined his request, but Fenway brass was more than happy to bring in the Bronx native. I couldn’t find the video from yesterday, so let me know if you see it anywhere. So what made his version so good? He sang with more enthusiasm than a 13 year old watching a sybian ride for the first time on Howard TV. Anyway, here is a video from the NY Post about his situation with the pinstripes.
September 29, 2008
When their not busy tag-teaming Coco Crisp, it seems that Johnny Gomes like to drink his Stud Light from the sack protector of his catcher, Dioner Navarro, according to Big League Stew. Apparently, Joe Maddon also partook, but did he take off those glasses that make him look like he should be sipping a latte outside an Armani Exchange somehwere?
September 25, 2008
Here is a link to Tirico Suave, who had a little something to say to Matt Millen in the form of some mid 90s R&B mixed in with some movie references. Well said Tirico and for you as a Lions fan, may god have mercy on your soul.
September 24, 2008
The Best
1. Peanut Guy - Peanuts have been a staple of sporting events for a long time and the person holding this iconic position stands above all others. This vendor stands alone because not only is his product well-respected, but very rarely can one (not named Kyle Farnsworth) be paid to throw objects at another human being.
2. Beer Guy - The long-time flag bearer of the vendor ranks has come under fire recently with the rising price of the product as well as the constant IDing of legal age consumers has become a major setback. Not to mention the resistance to providing caps to beer bottles, however the product adds a new element to game and will continue to be a staple for the rowdiest of fans. This goes without saying, but the “Beer Man” is also the most distinguish. Their brethren include the Phillies Miller Lite guy who is a sight to behold, notice the little girl that runs away at the end.
3. Cracker Jack Guy - Some could call the Cracker Jack Guy to be the pinnacle of vending due to the shear history of the product, but it has definitely seen better days as it can really only be seen during baseball games. It may be a product of the past, but there is still a strong contingent that relies on being rewarded with a prize at the bottom of the box.
The Worst
1. Cotton Candy Guy - In a battle of Royal Rumble of ballpark foods, cotton candy would fair the same as Martin Gramatica in a Royal Rumble of NFL kickers. Beer and Peanuts would beat the pink novelty worse than George Lucas’ daughter. This fact going along with the constant hassling over the obstructed view that it creates, makes this vendor job the worst of all. Respect is lost and nothing is gained, the only question I have is if the vending industry works the same way as the porn industry. Do vendors have to start out with cotton candy just like guys in porn have to start out with some gay action?
September 23, 2008
I saw this on Hot Clicks, which included a link to Tyler Durden so I had to check out the latest news that will soon be showing up on E!. Looks like Kendra has moved on from the mansion and into the bed of a third year vet from New Mexico, Hank Baskett. The real question is how many NFLers Kendra has run through since proclaiming her love for the sport on the TV show. At least she knows she’s set now, especially if those fitness tapes don’t work out.
September 15, 2008
It turns out Mike Tomlin has a second job that he’s damn good at. . . Take a look at rapper Shawty Lo compared to Tomlin
and i quote tomlin from his single . . .
M.T. . . I got flavor
Cuz you know the kid got paper
Street thug but I can be tailored
Every now and then i might rock gators
i’m the man and I know that
I got cash i’m talkin throw back
100 grand what’s that
I hit the club and I blow that
all these hoes know that
Im picture perfect made for Kodak
September 12, 2008
Happy Birthday, you old bastard. . .
I’d like to introduce myself to all of the disciples, I’m the MESSIAH, and i’ll be your holy ghost from here on out . . .
So I’m livin here in Cleveland while I’m going to law school, and the crap I read and see about Ohio State and the Cleveland Browns makes me absolutely sick. There was an article in the Plain-Dealer yesterday, suggesting that Tressel intentionally had his team play terribly last week to “set up” USC. I didn’t mind Ohio State before, but now I hope they lose by 40. To make matters worse, the article cited Terry Bowden, that’s right, Terry Bowden, as the expert on these matters. There’s a reason that grits-eating Bayou rat has been out of coaching for the last decade, and that’s because he is dumber than Vince Young taking the WonderLIc. I gotta go now, but i’ll be back in a little bit to address the Browns.
Peace Be with you
And also with you
September 11, 2008
Okay, it didn’t happen on the championship course and he didn’t even play at all, a guy was actually on fire, and not like Denzel, at the 11th tee on the Buddon Course at Carnoustie. The greenskeeper who spotted the burning body had this to say to the Scottish Sun, “I got a fright. I don’t really want to talk about it. It’s not something you see every day.” Thanks for letting me know, I’ll be a lot calmer during my next 18 knowing that “it’s not everyday that you see a guy acting out that Jonas Brothers song.” Wow, a Jonas Brothers reference, ouch. So with that greenskeeper news comes some Bill Murray, so you got that going for you.
September 10, 2008
Here’s the link to believemerch.com which is a site with some pretty good Steelers apparel, not to mention a shirt that Tom Brady fans wont’s really appreciate. Also, here is a song that WDVE Pittsburgh made before the 2004 AFC Championship game that I feel needs posting.
September 7, 2008
Okay so this is video is from Hard Knocks, but you can only imagine what went on in the Chiefs locker room after taking out Tom Brady. There was definitely some Soldier Boy going down.
August 31, 2008
As you revel in a Labor Day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to the girl in National Treasure, here is this week’s wrap-up.
The Love of NFL - Top 10 Pro Football Players Turned Wrestlers
Busted Coverage - Charlie Steiner Shaves Beard, Reveals Cute Dimples
Mr. Irrelevant - Kevin Millar And His Hitler-ish Mustache
The World of Isaac - Five Things Michael Strahan Will Be Doing In Retirement
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