November 19, 2008
In looking for a picture of that hideous suit that Tyler Hansbrough was wearing last night, I came across this post by The Dagger. They made a great observation that the reigning player of the year resembles a Biloxi Pit Boss. I would have to agree with that, but I would definitely have to say that he more closely looks like an 8th grader attending his first boy-girl dance. His haircut would obviously go with that theme, I bet he pulls out the Old Navy tech vest next. I seriously think Tyler still dances the way he did at that first dance.
November 18, 2008
This is the only way that the Hills can get better. Every week I tune in and I don’t care who knows of this guilty pleasure. Every week, I scorn Spencer for being a douche and search online for naked pictures of LC. After last night’s episode however, I feel that the show needs a spark and that could done with Manny making an appearance and hopefully stealing Audrina from Justin Bobby. Let’s make this happen, Do It Up.
November 17, 2008
Steve Nash is once again underrated in something else, his comedic abilities. There are a series of these videos bbut this one is the best entirely because of the swimming with sharks line. Although maybe Steve is just jumping on this funny canadians thing that Seth Rogen started.
November 17, 2008
Click on photo to enlarge, there is text. And yes, that is Chili Davis on Hank’s friend list.
November 15, 2008
Although it may be a few years away, because I am not All-American, I have mapped out a plan in grooming and training an athlete that will make Spike from Little Giants look like his favorite show is Beauty and the Geek. Oh wait, he was on that show so it’s probably a bad example, also check this video out cause they definitely went wrong somewhere. Alright so that tangent was just getting back to the fact that my future son will be an athletic specimen. Here is how I lay out his future:
Years - Pre-conception through Birth
- Find tall strong women in the mold of a Hope Solo.
- Make wife lift during pregnancy so baby is already gaining muscle.
- Have entire crowd in delivery room cheering. The earlier he gains confidence, the better.
Years - Infant through Toddler
- Alternate days tying each hand behind his back so that he becomes ambidextrous.
- Only allow him to drink milk in order to practice for his future endorsement.
- Create entire nursery made of “Heart of the Hide” leather including pigskin blankets.
- Recreate this scene so that he develops comfortability with fame that is sure to follow him.
Years - Elementary School
- Begin Bo Jackson training regimen of nightly push-ups and sit-ups.
- Commence diet of all protein, with emphasis on beef jerky
- Coach little leagues and midget football teams to develop star quality.
- Make him memorize Dougie’s Goin’ Deep articles to get the innocence out of him.
Years - Middle School
- Begin daily “Ichiro” like training schedule with a focus on the big 3 sports.
- Choose best AAU programs in basketball and baseball, but allow to still play in town for football to gain some local recognition as well as news articles.
- Don’t allow to reach peak with females just yet, has too much prove in coming years.
Years - High School
- Start training with supplements, while making sure to continue speed training. You know like Ryan Harris from Notre Dame when he was on True Life.
- Make start working labor jobs during the Summer to realize he needs to work hard to get the attention.
- Allow to start slaying girls so that he gets it out of his system before the real work starts.
- Only grant interviews to national media to increase hype.
Years - College
- Only accept draft deal if picked in first 10 picks of MLB Draft.
- Find program that will allow two to three sport participation.
- Warn him of the trials and tribulations of Travis Henry.
- Finish degree following junior year and enter MLB, NBA, and NFL drafts.
Years - Professional
- Find him a hot wife.
- Hire Scott Boras or Drew Rosenhaus.
- Pick out the house that I want and find second wife.
What You Need To Do
- Prepare yourself for The Third Coming.
November 11, 2008
First off, he’s a spin-off of Carl Winslow.
Now i’m gonna have to give my opinion on Singletary b/c he’s been pissing off and annoying me ever since he’s taken over in San Francisco. Can somebody tell him that it’s not the ’70’s and ’80’s anymore? He’s proving that the game has passed him by, but he is convinced that being such a hard ass can win games. Personally, i was hoping Vernon Davis would’ve mooned him after catching that TD pass last night, or slugged him in the face after taking off his helmet.
Singletary proved how much of an idiot he is by calling 2 running plays from outside of the 2 yd line in the last 20 seconds of the 4th quarter. But hey, he likes “smashmouth” football, which is very impressive, almost as impressive as the FULLBACK DIVE to michael robinson. Mike Martz clearly had nothing to do with that playcall, which i was happy about because I hope everyone who was watching the game got to see how much of an asshole Singletary is.
He made a ton of money as a motivational speaker after he quit playing, which also confuses me b/c I think he’s a complete joke. It took him forever to finally get a head coaching job, and maybe it was just b/c he’s a complete idiot. I hope he loses every damn game he coaches.
November 10, 2008
I am not proud of this find, feast your eyes on Tom Coughlin and his possible offspring, a possum.
November 6, 2008
Here is gay robot and he has a certain “taste” for athletes. I have a feeling this is what it was like walking around the lockerroom with John Amaechi.
NEW - Gay Robot - DELETED SCENE!!
November 2, 2008
I had a post back in January that featured an car commerical with Max Talbot and Evgeni Malkin. Now, thanks to Sean Leahy’s Going Five Hole, I can now post a new version that shows Talbot trying to throw it in some girl behind the counter. Enjoy.
October 29, 2008
This guy hit the internet via Big League Stew and I want more. His name is Monty Gee and he spits hot fire.
Monty Gee on the M-I-C from meech.one on Vimeo.
October 28, 2008
I’ve heard a bunch of stories about the Penn State fiasco following their win over OSU, but none comes close to one account. I found this photo on the Centre Daily and it depicts real fans trying to quell their mace problems with some drops of the coveted Natty Ice. This is a bold move and should be commended by the entire college community.
October 27, 2008
I saw this commercial a while ago when I was up in State College for a game and couldn’t find it online anywhere. This ad features the coaches of the Big Ten giving their recruitment pitches, but one coach seems to stand out above the rest and this is the same man whose team stands atop the conference. After watching the ad though, it seems like Joe Pa needs to get his colon looked at or something.
October 21, 2008
Now that Elite XC is finished I guess it’s time that a new extreme sport fills it void and stop trying to compete directly with the big time MMA brands. I’ve seen some of these videos online before, but nothing that looked as legitimate as this. They even make sure to duct tape their hands together so that one dangles when he gets knocked out. Can you spell Over the Top 2.
October 16, 2008
This guy takes in off the face better than Tabitha Stevens.
October 7, 2008
You be the judge.
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